These are unpaid roles for credit only, in a free podcast production.
The Kingery also carries a hard R rating, and often features sex, violence, and adult language. Please be familiar and comfortable with the content of the show before auditioning.
***YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO AUDITION FOR THE KINGERY.***
Record your best takes for all lines and save them in one .mp3 file per character. Please do not clean or otherwise process your recordings.
Please name your files like so: CHARACTERNAME_YOURNAME.mp3.
If you have more than one audition (which is totally awesome and welcome) please zip them ALL in ONE folder.
Send to tilly@pendantaudio.com and davemorgantx@yahoo.com
Deadline for auditions is **DECEMBER 7!**
We especially want to hear some POC and LGBTQIA+ voices!
We always make sure to keep a list of people who are interested in being part of the show, so even if you don’t get cast for this episode, you never know when you might get an email asking you to play another role.
ROLE FOR ANY GENDER:
FREDDIE (adult of any age/any ethnicity/any accent/any gender)
Freddie is just your average security guard. Takes a lot of pride in the job, has no idea what’s about to hit them.
LINE 1: Hold it! Don’t you move! I just busted you breaking into the boss’s office. I’m gonna get a promotion for this!
LINE 2: I saw a woman, but she wasn’t in a uniform. She had a blazer and a pencil skirt, really nice shoes.
ROLE FOR MEN/NON-BINARY MASCULINE:
SNEED (20s-40s/any ethnicity/any accent/cisgender or transgender.)
Enjoys riding bareback, if you know what I mean. Is about to find out that sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
LINE 1: Why should I have to be celibate for the rest of my life just because I have a disease? They’re pros, they can work around it!
LINE 2: …It doesn’t feel as good.
LINE 3: (Give me a good scream, like something horrible is happening to you and you can’t do anything about it)
ROLE FOR WOMEN/NON-BINARY FEMININE:
BERNICE (middle-aged/any ethnicity/any accent/cisgender or transgender.) (RECURRING ROLE)
A professor of... something or other. Science. She’s ready to begin human trials on her latest project. Somewhat mad scientist-like.
LINE 1: Ah! An actual police officer! Captain, my name is Professor Bernice Bowerman, and I am performing important scientific research!
LINE 2: Our product takes the experience of synesthesia, once limited to one person’s perceptions, and creates an exterior effect! Now, when you’re using the inducer, you can smell colors and feel music!
LINE 3: But it’s technically not Delight, and therefore not illegal.
