These are unpaid roles for credit only, in a free, all-volunteer podcast production.
The Kingery also carries a hard R rating, and often features sex, violence, and adult language. Please be familiar and comfortable with the content of the show before auditioning.
***YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO AUDITION FOR THE KINGERY.***
Record your best takes for all lines and save them in one .mp3 file per character. Please do not clean or otherwise process your recordings.
Please name your files like so: CHARACTERNAME_YOURNAME.mp3.
If you have more than one audition (which is totally awesome and welcome) please zip them ALL in ONE folder.
Send to tillysbridges@gmail.com and audiojillian@gmail.com
Deadline for auditions is **11:59 PM PACIFIC, NOVEMBER 13!**
We especially want to hear some POC and LGBTQIA+ voices! Non-binary people are welcome to audition for all roles.
We always make sure to keep a list of people who are interested in being part of the show, so even if you don’t get cast for this episode, you never know when you might get an email asking you to play another role.
Note that age ranges listed are for characters, not actors!
ROLES FOR ANY GENDER:
DR MATTIX: (Adult 30+/any gender/any race/any accent)
Dr. Mattix is very good at their job. Or at least, they are when patients aren’t being difficult. Possibly recurring.
Line 1: I understand your frustration. You have several organs that aren't fully healed and seem to be tightly intertwined with each other, and the strain of healing yourself seems to be flooding your system with hormones.
Line 2: This just isn't something that I've come across in any medical literature before. I believe this is temporary, but regardless I think we should wait a week and reassess if everything has stabilized.
REESE: (25-35/any gender/any race/any accent)
Reese is a lower-level flunky who, more out of necessity than actual experience, has made their way up the ladder quickly. They’re doing their best, but the job can be pretty overwhelming. Possibly recurring.
Line 1: I'm sorry boss, we thought there were only a few but the gas that knocked them out in other areas doesn't seem to have reached this far. Any that get close are destroyed on sight.
Line 2: I don't think that's going to be possible. They're swarming all over the territory. Best we can do is try to keep chasing them out of our areas. Can we put up an electrical fence or something? At least zap any more that get too close?
ROLES FOR MEN:
GIB: (30-50/any race/any North American accent/cisgender or transgender)
Private investigator. Gumshoe. Flatfoot. Shamus. He’ll get the job done if the price is right, but even he has lines he won’t cross. Prefers not to get too emotionally involved with his clients, which means he usually does. Mostly unflappable. It’s Gib with a hard G, like gravy or goalposts. Recurring role that appears in many episodes.
Line 1: Call me Gib. Everybody does. My assistant said you need someone found, but you were unwilling to come to the office for some reason.
Line 2: If this person existed, which I’m not signing off on yet, why in seven hells would they be spending their time on this roach motel of a planet?
Line 3: You look very nice. You also look like you haven’t been eating enough and drugging it up way too much.
